The Great Remover
It will remove stains from clothing. It will also remove the clothing from a man, his wife and children. If used in sufficent quantity, alcohol will remove furniture from the home,rugs from the floor, food from the table, lining from the stomach,vision from the the eyes and judgment from the mind. Alcohol also removes reputations,employment,friends, snity,freedom,happiness from children's hearts,mans ability to adjust and live with his fellow men, and even life itself.
As a remover of things alcohol has no equal
It sure helps to remind me,why I don't want to pick up that 1 drink.
